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Looking to buy both a fox cub and heat cookie paying 1.2mill ala cash can throw in a MLL, Magical food bowl and magical alarm clock PM me if you are willing to sell yours thanks!
FREE Scholar Collar [Winner Announced]
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I don't get on this account anymore and I feel my Scholar Collar should go to someone who will actually use it. The winner will be chosen randomly using a random number generator. Because I love puns, all you need to do is post a pun and the number you want. It can't be one that someone already posted and you can only enter once. Winner will be announced: 12/29/15. .

Thank You

PS: Because I no longer use this account, I'm selling almost all my dogs, all of which are either partially trained or maxed so please check out my kennel :)

EDIT: Your chances of winning are in no way affected by the quality of your pun, but if I find it particularly good, I'll send you some items from my inventory :)

2: Violet♡ (#6307)
3: Slope Nope the Snowy Jackalope (#30051)
6: Razzatazz (#33380)
7: XalartheCupcake (#39230)
9: Alice in Zombieland (#2056)
13:Schapton (#37016)
15: Tigerclaw The Red-Nosed Tiger (#39070)
16: Shila (#39454)
17: netie (#3413)
18: SantaCub1099 (#36798)
23: bailee (#12444)
26: majorhorselover22 (#27582)
32: Grump (#30801)
42: abbeycatwolf (#37756)
43: aтraвιlιoυѕ (#35537)
66: Alice2wolf (#39532)

And the winner is....
Alice2wolf (#39532)!
Congratulations! and thank you to everyone who entered :)

12-28-2015 at 11:56 PM
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An inVESTiGATOR~<br /> <br /> 17 please &lt;3

12-28-2015 at 10:01 AM
Someone tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game. (x<br /> <br /> #32 please <br /> <br /> ((Honestly I just came for the puns.. hah))

12-27-2015 at 7:21 PM
I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He said he could stop anytime. Hehehe<br /> <br /> #2 :)

12-27-2015 at 6:56 PM
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.<br /> #42 pretty please

12-27-2015 at 6:51 PM
Number 43, please and thank you :D<br /> <br /> "What is Beethoven doing right now? Decomposing."

12-27-2015 at 4:28 PM
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.<br /> <br /> #16 please :)

12-26-2015 at 10:26 PM
A dyslexic man walked into a bra.<br /> <br /> Slot 6 please c:
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2015-12-26 22:28:39 by #33380
2015-12-26 22:27:47 by #33380

12-26-2015 at 8:54 PM
What do you call a frozen dog? A pupsicle<br /> Number 9 please c:

12-26-2015 at 4:26 PM
What did one coffee say to the other? <br /> I love you a latte<br /> Number 13 plz
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2015-12-26 16:26:58 by #37016

12-25-2015 at 3:56 PM
I hate it when people ask me where I'd be in 5 years. C'mon guys, I don't have 2020 vision. :) <br /> <br /> #3!, please!

12-25-2015 at 2:00 PM
Who's the funniest Disney Princess? RaPUNzel!<br /> <br /> ((#7 please))

12-25-2015 at 8:52 AM
So what if I don't know what apocalypse means!? It's not the end of the world!<br /> #66 please

12-24-2015 at 3:22 PM
I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.<br /> <br /> #26 &lt;3 Thank you!

12-24-2015 at 3:44 AM
Did you know that cats sleep for most of their life? <br /> CATS so random! <br /> <br /> #15 please ;)

12-24-2015 at 1:46 AM
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.<br /> <br /> No.18 please :)

12-23-2015 at 11:06 PM
never trust atoms, they make up everything<br /> <br /> #23 please :3

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